Thursday, February 4, 2010
The Ten Conyo-mandments ;P
by Gerry Avelino and Arik Abu
1. Thou shalt make gamit “make+pandiwa”.
ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”
“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”
“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you know?”
2. Thou shalt make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.
ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so eew, diba?”
“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”
“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”
3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”
ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”
“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”
“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”
4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”
ex. “Dude, ENGANAL is so hirap, pare.”
“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”
5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!
ex. “My bag is so bigat today, you know”
“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!”
6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.
ex. “I have so many tigyawats, oh!”
7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?
ex. “Like, it’s so init naman!”
“Yah! The aircon, it’s, like sira!”
8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?
ex. “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”
“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”
9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?”
ex. “Like, OMG! It’s like traffic sa LRT”
“I know right? It’s so kaka!”
“Kaka?”
“Kakaasar!”
10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!
ex. “I’m, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”
“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”
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Tuesday, January 19, 2010
:P
- just found it on tumblr :P [via http://apxmuah.tumblr.com]
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when a girl misses you :]
When a girl misses u, she's afraid to see how your
new girl looks, she's dreading the fact that ur not
hers any more
When u break a girls heart, she still feels it when
bumping heads 3 years later
When a girl just stares deep into your eyes, she's
HOPING that your hers and only hers ( it shows
how much she cares: eyes never lie)
When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a few
seconds,
she is not at all fine.
When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so wonderful.
When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a girl calls you everyday,
she is seeking for your attention.
When a girl wants to see you everyday,
she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says, "I'll love you forever, "
she means it.
When a girl says that she can't live without you,
she has made up her mind that you are her future.
When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more than that
Guy Facts
When a guy calls u
he wants to be with you
When a guy is quiet,
He's listening to you...
When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he's wrong
When a guy says, "I'm fine, " after a few minutes,
he means it
When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and wonders
if you do?
When you're laying your head on a guy's chest
he has the world
When a guy calls you everyday
he is in love
When a (good) guy say he loves you
he means it
When a guy says he can't live without you
he's with you till your done
When a guy says, "I miss you",
he misses you more than you could have ever
missed him or anything else
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Wednesday, December 30, 2009
year-ender post :P
HAPPY NEW YEAR :)) **
so i guess this will be my "year-ender" post :) first of all, 2009 is really a busy year for me .. but it left me some wonderful && numerous experiences that i'm really thankful of .. in short, it was a GREAT year for me. though there were also unpleasant things that happened, let's just forget about that .. like what they always say, "NEW YEAR, NEW LiFE" ! i guess i will apply that as my motto :]
well, i've listed some of my so-called-new year's resolution :D first, i wanna be more productive .. of course, `coz i've been very LAZY this 2009 that's why i want to be more persistent in 2010, specifically on studies .. second, i will use our PC less often .. as i've said, i want to focus more on my studies .. third, i want to gain more friends :) yep ! more friends, more FUN xDD lol .. fourth, i will study harder for the UPCAT :] yes guys, im planning to go to U.P ~ that's why i already inquired in MAKSCi school because they will hold the UPCAT tutorial .. my mom also knows about this :P && fifth, i promise to be a more better person .. i guess that explains everything Ü
another loveless year ?? maybe =) i really don't know .. haha ^^ well if the right one comes, then i should grab it .. but right now, idk .. i guess i'll just wait .. and hey, who needs a boyfriend when you've got circle of friends ? :]]
i hope that 2010 will be a prosperous year for all of us ;)
HEY 2010, BE GOOD TO ME ~ :P
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Thursday, December 24, 2009
jesus is better than santa :P
Jesus is Better than Santa
Santa lives at the North Pole.
JESUS is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh
JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
Santa comes but once a year
JESUS is an ever present help.
Santa fills your stockings with goodies
JESUS supplies all your needs..
Santa comes down your chimney uninvited
JESUS stands at your door and knocks.. and then enters your heart.
You have to stand in line to see Santa
JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.
Santa lets you sit on his lap
JESUS lets you rest in His arms.
Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say is "Hi little boy or girl, What's your name?"
JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only does He know our name, He knows our address
too. He knows our history and future and He even knows how many hairs are on our heads.
Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly
JESUS has a heart full of love.
All Santa can offer is HO HO HO
JESUS offers health, help and hope.
Santa says "You better not cry"
JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I care for you.
Santa's little helpers make toys
JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts, repairs broken homes and builds mansions.
Santa may make you chuckle but
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.
Santa is a myth
But Jesus is the Truth, the Way, and the Life
While Santa puts gifts under your tree
JESUS became our gift and died on the tree.
It's obvious there is really no comparison.
We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about.
We need to put Christ back in Christmas.
Jesus is still the reason for the season.
HAVE A BLESSED CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! :)
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Tuesday, December 22, 2009
`falling inlove ~
They say that only time can heal all the wounds of a broken heart. That time makes it easier to accept the lost of the people we love. It is a chain that all of us go through, falling in love, getting hurt…getting hurt and vowing not to love again. Promising not to love again and becoming miserable all our lives. It isn’t easy getting up on our feet after a cripting fall, but there is just no other way but to stand up and move on. Nobody wants to become unhappy all his life. All of us know how love could bring magic into our lives.
Have you ever realized how good it felt waking up in the morning knowing that somewhere out there, there’s a person also thinking of you, and feels exactly the way you do. Doesn’t it feel good, looking forward to be with that person and spending memorable moments with him. Love brings joy beyond compare and that warm and sparkling glow in each of us. Love brings us to the top of the world, where we can conquer just about any obstacle that may come along our way. It is a great feeling love is.
There is probably nothing else in this world that can compare to this. There maybe many of us who feel that love has passes by and finding someone who can share our lives with, seems to be such a remote possibility. We watch trains go by as time swiftly drifts away from us. We maybe in control of our life, but we feel that somewhat helpless in our relationship. There is nothing permanent in this world and not even those we cherish would be with us forever. There is no guarantee that comes in loving, There is always a risk getting involve with someone, but it is a risk that we have to take, if we want to find real happiness. For there is no gain without pain, there is no permanence without commitment and there is no lasting love without constant sacrifice.
The tragedy of love is in getting hurt, the tragedy of getting hurt is in not wanting to love again and the tragedy of not wanting to love again is in being alone all of our lives. If is not what we want to be, then we can just stay in our shell and be miserably forgotten. But if it is love we chose and there is a promise of a new life. The joy of being able to share that life with someone and the hope of finding something beautiful and keeping it forever.
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sad tragedy :(
"Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. "
A girl and a boy were on a motorcycle, speeding through the night. They loved each other a lot..
Girl: "slow down a little.. I'm scared.."
Boy: "No, it's so fun.."
Girl: "please..it's so scary.."
Boy: "Then say that you love me.."
Girl: "Fine..I love you..can you slow down now?"
Boy: "Give me a big hug.."
The girl gave him a big hug.
Girl: "Now can you slow down?"
Boy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on?
It's uncomfortable and its bothering me while i drive."
The next day, there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed into a building because itsbrakes were broken. There were two people on the motorcycle, of which one died, and the other had survived...
The guy knew that the brakes were broken. He didn't want to let the girl know, because he knew that the girl would have gotten scared. Instead, he was told the last time that she loved him, got a hug from her, put his helmet on her so that she can live, and died himself.
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